Cute Rhyme

A 3rd Std. kid wrote this:

White colour ki dress pehenke hum lagte kitne achhe,
School lagta hai poultry farm aur hum lagte murgi ke bacche!!!

Fawesome...

I AM

I am a still, serene lake,

I am the raging ocean.

I am the black sheep,

I am the favorite son.

I am the decaying old tree.

I am the first leaves of spring.

I am a timid rabbit,

I am the jungle king.

I am the gloomy, grey sky.

I am the morning sunshine.

I am the fear of death,

I am life pristine.

I am the stench of rotting remains,

I am the first raindrops on sand

I am the burden of past behind,

I am the hope of future ahead.

I am the horror of rape,

I am the joy of a newborn.

I am the shackles of slavery,

I am the flight of freedom.

I am the definition of mediocrity.

I am the epitome of excellence.

I am not what you see,

I am what I want to be.

A cute li'l devil

Hi. I am Aifarya , his youngest cousin. Ashu bhaiyya claims that I am the cutest kid he knows and keeps only my pics as his phone wallpaper but he is wrong. I AM THE CUTEST KID EVER. But lately, he has been alleging that I am not that cute anymore and have become annoying. Fat chance. I am still as cute and will remain so throughout my life. Don't believe me? Just look at the pics.

Back to present. Bhaiyya is a little cold, dozing off in the AC and orders me to get him a sheet which I obediently do. Now he is sleeping so peacefully and I am bored. He should be entertaining me, right? After all, I got him the sheet and I am so cute.

So I pull off the sheet and make him an offer. Either pay me 20 bucks or get his own sheet. Being the stingy and lazy marwadi that he is, he refuses to do either and fights with me over the sheet. :(
I am only a 7 years old kid. What am i supposed to do? So I relent, give him the sheet and go sobbing to grandpa. That should teach him a lesson. But grandpa laughs it off. Hello... Why aren't people listening to me despite the cuteness and being the youngest of my generation?

Later in the day, I sell him Adi bhai's CDs (worth Rs. 100)for Rs. 20. Now Adi is furious at me and Ashu bhai wants Rs. 50 for the CDs. How am I supposed to get the money? So I again try my Modus Operandi and go sobbing to grandpa asking him to pay Ashu bhaiyya and get the CDs back. Grandpa again laughs it off. What happened to the cuteness quotient?

I had to flick the CDs subsequently. That jerk of a bro.

I wrote this just to let you know that he is as big a sadist inside as he is on the outside.
Beware!!! And don't go prodding him, trying to find a heart.