How jobless....

glord2005: nahi mera gtalk cup marta hai
me: abe plate bhi maarne ko bol na
glord2005: ya pj mar rahahia
sale aja maidan me
me: hal
tu pahunch
main aata hun
pitch vitch check kar le
glord2005: kapde pehen ke ata hu
land gaurd pehen ke ana
whats up
me: hamam mein sabhi nange bhaiyyan
glord2005: mere yaha nalu ki sabji bani hai
me: nalu kya hota hai?
glord2005: mujhe kya pata
khane ka kaam karo bad
bas
yentra chepu
chepu ki sabji khaya hai kya kabhi
me: kya chepun?
jhapad ya chappal?
glord2005: juta
whats up
hi anju
me: whats down?
anju?
glord2005: lipase kaisa hai jakal
me: pee hui hai kya?
lip se to mast hai
glord2005: akal
chal kal khelne chalte hai
gilli danda
me: haan
kal gilli danda
glord2005: gilli leke an amain danda leke ata hoon
me: parson taash
n fir kanche
glord2005: mere pass sirf 2 goti hai
me: saara countriapa is weekend nipta dalte hain
glord2005: jeetni padegi
practice karta hoon
wo pondy dekhi kya
me: ?
glord2005: mujhe kya pata
me: kaunsi pondy?
glord2005: naam to bata diya
me: nahin dekhi
glord2005: mujhe ladki ka naam hai
aur bengali me pati ko pata kehte hai to ho gayi dono ki pondy
me: kya kya hai fir?
glord2005: dekhi kya mast hai
me: dekh lunga
glord2005: ladki ke 3 bol hai
aur bohot sare khate bhi hai
maja ata hai dekhne me
me: ok
glord2005: uar bata pentose kabhi ghume gaya hai kya dominos ke bagal me hota hai
mast khana pakata hai
shehjade nikale apni sawari par
yeh jo desh hai mera wades hai tera]
me: ujaloe baaz ke sapnon se yaari ho gayi re
glord2005: tom dick and hari kisne mari gand tumhari
me: hum jahan khade ho jayen line vahin se shuru hoti hai
glord2005: tu mai kya karu mujhe to baithna hai
chal chalte hai
me: ye gand humein de de
glord2005: tere bagal me hai
lele free me
dum dum diga diga
me: free mein nahin hai
glord2005: mausam bhiga bhiga
me: rate laga raha hai
5 rs
glord2005: hat bhen,... itna mehenga kon lega
hai alla surat apki subhanalla
me: ae shaheed-e-mulk-o-millat main tere upar nisaar
most corruption is in up n bihar
glord2005: to main kya karu
channa ve ghar aja ve
me: ashikon ka aaj jamghat kucha-e-katil mein hai
glord2005: age bol agarose
me: pehle bata tu chupa kis bil mein hai
glord2005: kill bill part 3
thoya thoya
me: soona
complete the song
sunaaaa....
?
glord2005: sunaa sunaa tanha tanha meri sasen lamha lamha
me: ab lamhe lamhe mein saans le
bhagvaan kare jaldi band ho jayein
glord2005: aja meri jaan tujhpe mera dil kurban
move ur body
me: tum to baithe rehte ho sham ki taraf muh karke jabki suraj tumhare peeche se ug raha hota hai
glord2005: ok main chalta hon
me: k
bye
glord2005: fir milenge
10:27 PM chal bohot miss kar rahaa tha bata kya chal raha hai


I and GL had this chat yesterday, when we were trying to mug for g slot... How jobless could anybody be...