The Cigarette

Argument: " A woman is just a woman, but a fag is a good smoke"

Counter argument: " A cigarette is a slow poison, with fire on one end and a fool on the other"

Your pick depends on your point of view but this is quite clear that everytime a fag is fagged, it is reduced to ashes.


Let's look at the cigarette. What does it come across as, in the whole process of smoking up and being burnt to ashes ultimately. Again, depends on your point of view.

Let's begin by accepting the argument. there's a woman who gives you pleasure and there's a fag which too gives you pleasure. The duration of each pleasure trip with either of the two depends on your capacity, experience and the size of your wallet.
Now, a woman pleases you but expects you to please her similarly or monetarily whereas a fag burns to smoke and ashes to please you. That makes our sacrificing friend an altruist.

Now for the counter argument: A fag, while lighting itself up, also takes down a fool with it. That makes it a suicide bomber. Take your pick.

My opinion: Cigarettes are the biggest reason for statistics.