A letter to a Prof.

Professor Chakraborty,
Foculty,
Operations Management,
IMT Ghaziabad,
Rojnagar,
Ghoziabad

Sub: Onticipatory potition against the toghness of tomorrow's exam in view of the contemporary social and cultural environment

Dear Sir,

As you know, tomorrow is the mother-of-all closhes in the World Cup. In case you do not already know, I am dolighted to infarm you that India hab reached the semi-phinal of the on going Cricket World Cup and sholl be playing against sworn rivals Pakistan in Mohali tomorrow. Needless to add that the bhinner will proceed to the finals.

As a professor of Operations Management, I am sure you realise the grovity of the situation. I wish to add that tomorrow has been declared holf day in most compaanies across India, including US MNCs. (We didn't even need a strike to achieve that).Else, the amount of obsenteeism would have created an operational nightmare for managors like me who phinish their MBAs remaining grossly untrained and ignorant of the discipline.

Extrapolating the same logic, I assure you that none of my friends shall stady for the exam either, as I only befriend peepul who are cricket lovers. Only those without a shrod of patriotism in them sholl lock themselves up and crom for the exam. If taaph koschen is cooming, it will simply dibhide the test-takors in two categories. The majority with a big, bold 'O' gaping from their onswer sheets and an unpatriotic, capitolist minority who shall score some marks. Tell me sir, bhat is more impotent. Bhatching a Sachin (sorry, Dada retired a bhile back) straight drive reaching the boundory or scoring 10 marks in the eggjaaam.

I should omphasise that this is a dangerooos situatooon as it bhill create a class divide with the nationalists losing out to anti-national forces. Surely you cannot let that happen. Moreover, you being a Bengali should give the hard workers and the slockers equal opportunity and marks.

PS: We shall go on a strike if our demands our not met, Bengal style.

Thonkfully yours,
Ashutosh Bihani,
Cricket lover and accidental MBA