Sunday 1 May 2011

The Missed Messages

Movies are a modern day wonder. We enjoy one, we learn from one, are inspired by one, or just kill time with one. Well, I usually pull my hair in frustration when stuck with one. But then, we do not completely comprehend everything we watch or read. Well, you, not me. So, for the enlightenment of lesser mortals, I have prepared a small list of the movies in which you missed out on the real message:

1. Inglorious Basterds - French chicks have bigger balls than the best of US soldiers

2. The boy in striped pajamas - Jews are sadists. The Jewish kid was going to die anyway... Did he pull in the other kid just for kicks?

3. Flags of our fathers - never send sissies to the front. They will only embarrass the country later.

4. X men - Nobody.makes.Fun.of.wolverine.Nobody.

5. Avatar - in the future, men may find 8 feet tall, blue skinned aliens hotter than chicks..

6. Rocky - a long retired, 50 yrs old boxer can make mincemeat of today's best... Something is seriously wrong with our generation.

7. Dev D – Forget your childhood sweetheart. A whore will love you more.

8. Forrest Gump: Even the retarded may strike wealth. Be nice to them.

9. Gran Torino: If you want your dad’s money, be good to him. If you are not, someone else will be.

10. Fight Club: The movie laughed at us you fool, just like I am at this very moment. "Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments?"

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Pratz said...

nice :P