My Dear Readers

I thought I shall write about my friends in IIT. It isn't because I'm feeling particularly nostalgic, it's just that I am too jobless and sleepless. As I think of the people I want to mention, it seems so useless to mention them too, thanks to their expected responses. And having lived with them for those 4 bloody eventful (not fruitful, eventful) years I can bet my life on them living up to my expectations. So here are those responses:

• Satyan 'achaar' Chaudhary: "Just another supercilious blog. You see, the problem is that you are not a Jat and blah, blah, blah..." Oh, he won't read the blog btw.
  
  
• Sajal 'ip' Gothi: "Itna lambaaaa... kaise padhunga main." He's the only one who won't read it and do so honestly.
  
  
• Sameer "Bhalla" Singh: He will read it but will take that shameful secret to his grave.
  
  
• Achal "Item" Jain: Would have read it even before I'd ask him to and when I'll ask for his response (yes, I extract that out of people) his reply won't be longer than 2 words. The latter being a noun (good, bad, crappy) and the 1st one being "was".
  
  
• Karan "BJ" Syal: Will comment on it, invariably linking it to girls, with a reason-defying logic. I will then have to delete the comment as keeping it on my blog is embarrassing.
  
  
• Manish "waggy/DKG/Kaduwa/..." Sharma: Will declare the blog racist and then blame excesive intake of 'chai' for my error in judgement, much to the anguish of us tea-lovers.
  
  
• Nelson "Nelson" Veda...something: Will come up with the worst of PJs about it and crack them as soon as I ping him. "An eye for an eye" at its best.
  
  
• Pratik "Punchar" Gupta: Will always read it and throw in his two cents as he believes in 'doing unto others...'. (Why he doesn't spell punchar as Puncture remains a mystery to me).
  
  
• Anish "KG" Bangia: Will do the same as puncture, but with altruist intentions.
  
  
• Pratyusha "Granny, is it?" Mogalisetti: Will read it seriously. Period.
  
  
• Others: Won't even read the entries I consider my favorites, but will shower praises on the ones that I think stink. Reminds me of my trips to stores with my mom to buy a shirt.
  

P.S.: Following up the last post, the Aussies, to my delight, lost the 2nd test. It was heartwarming to watch Freddy Flintoff run in and bowl a 9th over equally hostile as his first. Not that I particularly like that 6'4" frame of his, it's just that I hate the Aussies more.